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\"A<\/p>\n

Dear Hunger Monster,<\/p>\n

I know you’re there. You’re always there. The monster that’s always wanting to feed. Always lurking.<\/p>\n

I keep feeding you but you never seem satisfied.<\/p>\n

I go out of my way to try and please you. I buy you some Tesco doughnuts but \u00a0you weren’t happy with them. You punish me instead.<\/p>\n

Enough Is Enough!<\/h2>\n

However, enough is enough! I will not succumb to your needs anymore. No more eating all of the Milky Bar. No more eating of the Chinese.<\/p>\n

From now on you will have to be satisfied with salad for lunch. I’ll be fair and at least make them interesting for you.<\/p>\n

I beg you, please leave me be for a couple of weeks. I promise you, you will be seen to again at Christmas. Christmas will bring all the turkey and trimmings you can handle but for now, leave me be. Please.<\/p>\n

From your frenemy,<\/p>\n

Rebecca<\/p>\n

(Haha did you think I was going to give you a serious one today!?!)<\/em><\/p>\n

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