A Letter To The Monster Inside

A Letter To The Monster Inside

Dear Hunger Monster,

I know you’re there. You’re always there. The monster that’s always wanting to feed. Always lurking.

I keep feeding you but you never seem satisfied.

I go out of my way to try and please you. I buy you some Tesco doughnuts but  you weren’t happy with them. You punish me instead.

Enough Is Enough!

However, enough is enough! I will not succumb to your needs anymore. No more eating all of the Milky Bar. No more eating of the Chinese.

From now on you will have to be satisfied with salad for lunch. I’ll be fair and at least make them interesting for you.

I beg you, please leave me be for a couple of weeks. I promise you, you will be seen to again at Christmas. Christmas will bring all the turkey and trimmings you can handle but for now, leave me be. Please.

From your frenemy,


(Haha did you think I was going to give you a serious one today!?!)


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  1. Anne
    31st Oct 2016 / 9:14 am

    I think we all have that monster inside! Thankfully mine doesn’t really like doughnuts 🙂

  2. 31st Oct 2016 / 1:54 pm

    hehehe! I have that monster inside of me too….
    Tesco doughnuts are the best though. x

  3. 31st Oct 2016 / 4:00 pm

    My monster wants Swiss chocolate. All the Swiss chocolate. *Sigh*

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